1. Why does Chick-Fil-A only sell chicken?
2. Why do alarm clocks go "off", when they're really turning on?
3. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
4. Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
5. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
6. Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
7. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
8. What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
9. Why do we say "heads up" when we mean "duck"?
10. Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when we're already there?
11. When someone is yelling at you in sign language, do you just close your eyes?
1. Because No One Wants To Kill COWS..! :) (mmoooo)
ReplyDelete2. dkdc :)
3. No because the other person was first in line to be helped :)
4. Cause we're mentally retarted thats why.
5. >_>
6. PENS ARE VALUBLE THATS WHY..!
7. my shirt...
8. RED!
9. DUCKS..!<3
10. um....
11. YEP :D